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Well, this is a rather riveting read no? Yes! My name, Major Franklin Bombus, at your service, yes? No. Yes! I tell you something this is a first for a ‘post’. Hah! The confusion. You would be forgiven to think of His Majesty’s Royal Mail, ah-hah, no. This is the nature of technology. Yes. Do you see what I’m driving at here. At any rate you wouldn’t want to know. For now.